four crazy Finnish guys who have a death wish. they are Jarppi, HP, Jukka and Jarno. they live on a farm on the Arctic Circle. they also own a pet pig named britney. they have their own show "the dudesons" on spike tv with guest appearances like Bam Margera. the motto they live by is: "When you're old you don't want to think about the things you didn't do, you want to think of the things you did do!" to them it doesn’t matter if this means doing a blindfolded car jump or putting your testicles into a mousetrap! which they have actually done before. They are hilarious and less intimidating than the guys on jackass.
"these guys started before jackass started" - steve-o
"the dudesons fucking rock" - bam margera
One of the four craziest stuntmen from Finland. The Dudesons have a show on Spike TV which consists of them performing stunts and pulling pranks, including shitting in mailboxes, recieving darts to the stomach, and setting each other on fire while they sleep. The Dudesons are: Jukka, Jarno, Jarppi, and HB. They have befriended the skateboarding Jackass, Bam Margera, and the show finally gained access to homes across North America, as well as other continents, and is currently in the progress of causing misery to the parents of fans like me.
'These guys were started before Jackass was started' Steve-O
'The Dudesons f*cking rock!' Bam Margera
The language of the 'dude' - also known as 'dood'. Dudesonian is adopted by the extremist surfer culture who have been raised by the water. They stand by love, peace, and the waves. Dudesonians are rare creatures, but when you see them, you will know.
'Hakuna Matutes my dood (dudesonian)!' - while shaking their thumb and pinky (surfer sytle)
'See you at the surf my slimy-slimeson' - Trent says to Markoos
A person who unnecessarily prolongs they're time in the bathroom inorder to listen to the noises made by another person using the bathroom usually for sexual gratification.
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."