dudesteak

a gigantic penis. a pecker. nillywacker. shnullywhoop.

Rend her beef curtains asunder with your dudesteak.
-a famous black dude

by Soapy5 February 14, 2007

Dudespeak

n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"

Dudespeak conversations:

"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."

"Sweet ride, dude."

"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)

by grindgator February 11, 2009

Dudesweat

A party involving all of your best guy friends, usually because the kids involved can't get girls (but not always). Originating in CT, it's often reffered to as a "brosweat".

Called a dude sweat because all of your close best guy friends are there partying. The sweat part comes from the one kid (usually foreign) who sweats when he drinks, and, sometimes, depending on the location and how many involved, everyone sweats.

Dudesweat is not subjected to a party, as long as your friends are together and drinking it counts

"yo are your parents still goin outta town? Let's have a dudesweat".

"dudesweat tonight at my house"

by DyslexicSpeedreader December 9, 2009

dumpsteak

The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.

We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.

by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Dudestack

A pile of men that cannot be ignored.

Did you hear about the massive game of twister at the gaybar? It ended in a huge dudestack.

by 00000000 November 29, 2007

dudester

A derogatory term for the joker that manages to squeeze "dude" into every other sentence, also known as a "dude man".

From the Caliwag root "dude", meaning absolutely nothing.

If I hear that dudester say "dude" one more time I'm going to beat him with a sack full of dead kittens.

by zakarious June 22, 2011

dudespeak

The language that you cannot use to name your character in the game "World of Warcraft"
Possibly related to LEET, 133t or 1337
Possibly related to the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont high"

"Hey dude, lets party". That dude was speaking dudespeak the whole time.

by Rex Trayn November 30, 2006