dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!