the man in the mudd

The individual(s) doing the penetrating during the act of anal sex

Tyler took a little longer in the shower this morning to wash the fecal stains off his penis, as he was the man in the mudd last night

by MySilentSemen March 20, 2021

dude pepperoni

1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute

2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it

1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.

2.) Dude, pepperoni!

by MySilentSemen March 19, 2021