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The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
by Jason June 18, 2006
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Used to bind a person's hands and feet together
Used to tape a person's mouth closed
If you don't shut up and sit still, I'll get the duct tape and tie you up and gag you.
by barefootlover March 30, 2015
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A gift from God.
The biggest miracle known to mankind.
Can fix anything including broken hearts, ripped clothes, and spilled juice.

Can also be used to wax your legs (warning: incredibly painful)
A very versatile product: need to wrap up somebody's dead body- duct tape, spilled water and need to put it back together- duct tape, broke your leg but too broke to go to a doctor- duct tape;
No matter the situation duct tape is always the solution.
Homeboy: Oh crap, I ripped my shirt!
You: Have you tried Duct Tape EXD 6000? I used it to heal the cut on my shoulder the other day, it worked wonders.
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by this book is gay June 04, 2018
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possibly the most useful item you could have around your house
That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!
by samthehernando February 25, 2015
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The wonderful, silvery substance that holds together my shoes, my purse, my jacket, my backpack, my books and my life.
I've worn mostly this one pair of shoes for two and a half years - they're more duct tape than shoe by now, but they work!
by s0ckninja February 12, 2008
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duct tape the 8th wonder of the world n fixes everything n everything n is great for makein bags, clothes, cell phone covers, etc...
Duct tape is the best invention ever!
by duct tape gurl July 23, 2005
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Fixer of things.
If you cant fix it with duct tape, you didnt use enough duct tape.
Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
by C.Sherlock April 19, 2007
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