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slang for a rich person.
look at wallets over there with the argyle sweater.
wallets by jessica y brian July 10, 2010
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wallets swole • Walletstabbing • Christopher Wallets • His wallets big enough to hurt his spine • velcro wallets are bad • Portable Cheese Wallets • Wallet • willets • Wallet rape • Wallet Warrior

wallets swole 

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when your wallet has so much money in it you can't even close it

when your wallet looks like it has a tumor cause it has so money in it
Guy 1: Yo do you have a tumor on your ass!
Guy 2: Nah my wallets swole nigga.
wallets swole by deerman4202010 August 31, 2010

Christopher Wallets 

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A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
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Portable Cheese Wallets 

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The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.
Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..
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velcro wallets are bad 

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No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro
Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
velcro wallets are bad by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
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His wallets big enough to hurt his spine

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Humorous way to describe someone who is excessively rich and/or wealthy. Providing a humorous twist on the medical condition known as fat wallet syndrome or 'Wallet Neuritis'. Which is caused by sitting on a thick wallet which creates an uneven wedge under one side of your pelvis leading to spinal misalignment.
"Look at him, his wallets big enough to hurt his spine"
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