Also known as Duck Tape:

Believe it or not, there is a Duck Tape capital of the world. It's in a suburb of Cleveland called Avon. There's a 3-day festival in June celebrating Duct tape, and people do some amazing things with it.

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Super computer geek

Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'

Something that is truly overrated, honestly.