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Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
by Ben April 18, 2003
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Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?

b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"

c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
by sp3nx0r May 24, 2004
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Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.
Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.
by AYB June 17, 2003
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Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'
After Jason duct taped his girlfriend Allie's mouth; her protest at him duct taping her to the bed were turned into moans of agreement.
by He ate my heart instead April 24, 2010
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Something that is truly overrated, honestly.
x: "You know, duct tape is really overrated if you think about it."
y: "No, you can do anything with it!"
x: "I don't think so..."
y: "Duct tape is NOT overrated!" *runs aways and cries in corner*
by apple cinnamon nutri-grain October 18, 2007
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a helpful device to use when attempting murder and/or kidnapping.
"get the duct tape!"
via giphy
by frickyourchickenstrips October 03, 2019
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