A shaky handed, pot bellied Romeo with a filthy yet majestic stache and sports a solid 14 inches of manhood in a flaccid state. Rumors have it that his aroused wang is 18 inches or better. He gets more ass than a port a shitter at a county fair.
Tony: Dude did you see that chick walk by? Smoking hot!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'