n. a sexual act that entails sticking pre-chewed bubblegum in the anus of another and asking him/her to contract the pubococcygeus muscle to give the appearance of 'chewing'.
Him: Let's try something new...
Her: Like what?
Him: *chews bubblegum*
Her: What are you doing with that?
Him: *sticks bubblegum wad in her asshole*
Him: DUBBLE BUBBLE TRUBBLE!!!!
Bubble gum for your ass. Bubbles can be blown by sticking the gum up your ass and slowly farting, being careful not to let onerip too strongly. Popped dubble bubbles can be both sweet and smelly, with emphasis on the smelly.
Ernie purchased a Dubble Blubble at the candy store. He went out back and shoved it far up his anus and squished it around. Then he slowly flatulated, causing a brown and pink bubble to expand out of his asshole. When the blubble popped, it smelled like a weird combination of sugar and shit.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)