n. Velcro laced shoes, mostly worn by preschoolers and retards; some extremely laughable kicks ;
adj. To be so blatantly stupid that one cannot tie their own shoes.
"What's good, been a long time! Last time I seen ya was back like in grade school, you was rockin them corny ass durundunduns!"
"Wow, I was so wasted I can't even remember calling you, I said what?!? Damn, I better be easy, before I end up one them durundunduns try pushin circles into squares!"
i just boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!
did you just boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!?
yeah, i boink! boink! dundundundundun pop! bung boing!!!.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)