drywood

When you fuck a bitch raw while her pussy dry and yo dick dry (only handjobs😈)

I’m finna DRYWOOD her shit fr

by KingDarius150 June 25, 2021

drynoodling

To drynoodle: the act of eating a noodle-based instant snack meal without first adding boiling water. Likely causes of drynoodling are impatience, hunger and forgetfulness.

Bill: How was your meal?

Ted: Not good. I was in a rush so I had to drynoodle it.

Bill: You've got to quit drynoodling, it's going to kill you!

Ted: I know, have you got any water?

by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009