Dry your eyes

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Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'

Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy

Dry your eyes by yomomasdildo May 24, 2015

Words you can keep

Dry your eyes

An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."

Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!

Dry your eyes by anonymous July 22, 2004

dry your eyes

stop yer damn complainin!

-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...

dry your eyes by chunky November 5, 2003

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026