Dry January
The month in which you banish alcoholic beverages in the betterment of yourself just so you can get even more drunk in February
Dry January by AgrCorp January 2, 2019
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Dry January
Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Dry January by SkinnyLud January 27, 2022
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dry january
Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.
After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
dry january by Xdave January 3, 2015
Dry January
This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.
Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.
Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”
Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”
Dry January by NinjaClint January 27, 2024
Dry January
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Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008