Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everything dry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.
After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.
Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!