This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.
Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.
Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”
Greg: ”Dry January is over nerd”
by NinjaClint January 27, 2024