Staying soober only from the 4th until the 28th of January because you can´t keep your New Year´s resolution.
"Man I tried staying sober the whole January but I think I'll just do a dry January."
Person 1: "Man staying sober the whole Month is so hard."
Person 2: "Have you heard of the Dry January?"
Dry January is the process of intercourse in the cool January air, which is low in moisture and tends to leave everythingdry and uncomfortable. Much like getting your tongue stuck to a pole.
After December, dry January becomes a prevalent danger
We were in the woods, and nothing worked, it was dry january all over again
This is when someone doesn’t drink alcohol for one month at the beginning of the year so they can become an absolute alcoholic disgrace of a human the rest of the year guilt free.
Friend: Uh Greg stop making out with that 300lb trans woman who just vomited under the bar.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.