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drunk sex 

drunk sex is when the people having sex and they are drunk and have absolutley no idea what they are doing. Also, they don't remember what happened when they wake up or when the finally become sober. It is also the best type of sex, most people say.
guy: Babe, i didnt know...i was drunk
girl: why did you have to go have drunk sex with some slut? We could've just had memorable sex with eachother? :(
drunk sex by Gabbie<333 February 25, 2010
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sex drunk 

The immediate feeling after a particularly great romp in the sack, where you are dizzy, lightheaded and find it difficult to walk.
OMG, I was so sex drunk last night that I walked into the door when going to the bathroom.
sex drunk by MelBIzzle February 23, 2009

Drunk Off Sex 

When the epussy is so good that you literally are drunk
"aye im a silly guy who is drunk off sex"
Drunk Off Sex by Yana Waddie October 10, 2025

Drunk Sexable 

Someone who you would not touch unless you were piss drunk.
Man that chick is pretty drunk sexable, but right now she is pretty untouchable
Drunk Sexable by Allstar7878 June 30, 2010

drunk sexter 

A woman who texts sexually explicit content as a result of consuming too much vodka at O'Conners in New Milford....
Karen drank too much vodka and became a "Drunk Sexter"
drunk sexter by Johnh001 November 24, 2016

Drunk sexting 

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .
Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.
Drunk sexting by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017

Sexy Drunk 

The act of thinking you are doing something sexy while under the influence of alchohal, however in reality, you are a uncoordinated, unrythmic, and/or all out disaster.
Toni danced on the table to her favorite song for her birthday. She thought she looked so hott! However in reality, when she saw the video the next day, she realized she was sexy drunk!
Sexy Drunk by Seximess December 1, 2011
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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