drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.

drunk knee by Gordon Towns March 24, 2017

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk 

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

drunkeneese 

A language you can only speak while extremely intoxicated.

No one could understand Jon at the bar. He had had so much to drink he was speaking drunkeneese.

drunkeneese by Lencodorie September 24, 2016

Drunkineered 

Any space, structure, or object that has either A) been specially designed to accommodate intoxicated people, or B) was designed by someone who was intoxicated at the time.

A) The alcoholics that lived there drunkineered their home so that they could safely get around, even when blackout-drunk.
B) The house was so sloppily built, they thought it must have been drunkineered by some real boozers.

Drunkineered by SaraCorazon September 26, 2013