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punch drunk dance 

While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.
After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.
punch drunk dance by a_i_Dub January 12, 2012

Drunk Dancing 

Verb
Drunk Dancing is when a person is so much under the influence of alcohol that he/she thinks they might be a good dancer. This type of drunk is seen at parties and mostly avoided since it is particulary embarrassing to seen dancing with him/her. Drunk Dancing is usually bad dancing. The Drunk Dancer usually tries to do popular dances The Worm, Macarena, Cabbage Patch, etc. and in the end embarrasses his/herself.
Jackie: Ow my aching head! What happened last night?
Randy: Last night at the club you had too much Shirley Temples and started Drunk Dancing.
Drunk Dancing by Sh00pD4Wh00p October 18, 2008

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.
Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.
Dancing Drunk by Stauder March 24, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026