drunk chat

Chatting while inebriated on Facebook. Usually this results in apologetic posts the following day for the goofy behavior/demeanor from the night before

I need to quit the drunk chat. I told Susie last night that I wanted to smell her pussy

drunk chat by jamminjvg November 12, 2009

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Chat-Drunk

Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.

After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?

Chat-Drunk by wafiywafer June 21, 2010

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Drunkcation

It's a vacation where you are drunk the entire time....and don't care

I have had a rough year and now I deserve a drunkcation

Drunkcation by Just me AZ Griz September 6, 2011

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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