Branch Drumphidians - The cult of Trump. He proclaimed to "love the poorly educated" - well they are sticking with him.
A Branch Drumphidian will always defend their Orange Messiah. They will follow him into the depths of hell.
Trump has been impeached twice, has two criminal indictments and 37 Federal charges but a Branch Drumphidian will still defend him. Oh, those brainwashed Branch Drumphidians.
A person who loves, craves, and/or thrives on drama. Although this person is perfectly capable of leading a happy, drama free life, he/she often seeks out and/or stirs up drama just to make themself feel as if they are involved of something important and exciting. The reality of the matter is they are only liked by others for a short time, while they are still viewed as a person with the "inside scoop" or by being a "good friend" for disclosing information. Once they are found out, they are labled as a dramaphiliac and become victims of their own passion.
Nick: Ugh, my ex tried to start some shit with me this weekend again! That broad knew she had nothing on me, so just to piss me off she took my dog!
Amy: No way! Good thing you bounced that bitch to the curb! She always tried to stir up shit that wasn't there in the first place. Good riddance!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.