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1. A typical, at-home, non-drinking virgin, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, who’s prime life is playing video games and never expanding their life nor education.
2. Typically, a person who neglects life, academics, members of the opposite sex, and friends. Can usually be spotted drinking 7-Up at a bar or playing video games.

3. An individual who may be spotted at a party on their smartphone or being a buzzkill in other ways.
1. Should we invite mike?
“Nah, he’s a total drummerfy.”

2. “Andy, I got the perfect girl to hook you up with!”
“Don’t tell him that, David, don’t you know Andy’s a drummerfy?!”

3. I’d invite Mike to the party but he’s a complete drummerfy, to be honest...
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 10, 2018
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Someone who is into handicap woman. Also a person that chooses Call of Duty over sexual relationships.
That guy is about to drummerfy that lady in the wheelchair.
by FloppingMyPenguin September 02, 2017
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