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Language used by dragons. Most people think Draconic is the name of the language, but they are wrong!
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druatch by No comment May 13, 2005
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The end result of jerking off, from the Russian word "dratchit'" (to jerk off). A descriptive word that can be applied to people, things or animals. Can also be used as a greeting.
Dratch - dRA-t'ch

"Dratch, what you do, dratch?"
"I do nothing, dratch!"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

"What's that dratch over there?"
"I don't know, dratch"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Draaaaatch, what you do?"

"So dratch-stacked-low came over"
"what you do dratch?"
"I dratch on her face"

"I give you dratch!" (during orgasm)
Dratch by LokiArioch June 26, 2009
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Drutch Oven

When a woman fart in her dress and put her bottom/skirt over someone's head to smell the fart.
"Come here!""AH-HA...drutch oven!"
Drutch Oven by Little GoGoKitty February 16, 2009
A drunk batch.

A batch is either a bitch with nice shoes or a friendlier way to call a friend a bitch.

A dratch must be a girl, and should be a friend, as it is a friendly term and is said with a friendly connotation.

Being a "dratch" is basically just being drunk and silly, acting a fool.
1) "Youre such a dratch!"

2) "Quit being such a dratch and lets take a shot"

3) "I'm gonna get super dratchy tonight!"
Dratch by Timothy Perdue July 28, 2009

Dratch - dRA-t'ch 

The end result of jerking off, from the Russian word "dratchit'" (to jerk off). A descriptive word that can be applied to people, things or animals. Can also be used as a greeting.
Dratch - dRA-t'ch

"Dratch, what you do, dratch?"
"I do nothing, dratch!"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

"What's that dratch over there?"

"I don't know, dratch"
"Dratch you do! >=| "

*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Draaaaatch, what you do?"

"So dratch-stacked-low came over"
"what you do dratch?"
"I dratch on her face"

"I give you dratch!" (during orgasm)
Dratch - dRA-t'ch by LokiArioch June 25, 2009
Joe Block...can not be killed...in the movie chasing cyborg
"yo dratch is bout to buck on dat nigga and take his hoe cuase he just dont give a fuck"
dratch by D-locke March 10, 2005
n. drutch. A common form of bullying, done to prevent yourself from being bullied by others. A common, yet toxic, social system. Practiced by social carnivores or soul vampyres.
Example 1: "It's a new job, so I need to find and victimize the drutch-omega on the first day."

Example 2: "But what happens if I refuse to drutch others and don't want to be drutched?"
Drutch by AWrinkleInTime August 24, 2017
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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