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Drop-a-pound 

When having to go to the bathroom and take a crap weigh your self before you go and weigh yourself after to see how much your poop weighed! Drop-a-pound
If I weigh 200 lbs before I poop and weigh 199 pounds after my dump then I just dropped-a-pound. Drop-a-pound!
Drop-a-pound by ndue11 September 3, 2011

Million Pound Drop 

When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.

Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.
For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!
Million Pound Drop by Frankletini November 11, 2010

Drop’in Pounders 

When your infant child take a wild shit. More or equal to a pound of shit
Oh my God this morning The child had to of been drop’in pounders that diaper it had to of been at least a pound if not more
Drop’in Pounders by Rae the rat November 26, 2019

Drop’in pounders 

When an infant child drops each shit or piss equal to or exceeding a pound
Oh my God this morning my child had to of been drop’in pounders that diaper had to have been at least a pound if not more
Drop’in pounders by Rae the rat November 26, 2019

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026