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drolsmurf 

A small, brownish piece of rubber, cubic-shaped, which nurses shove up old people's rectums.
<OldGuy> Nononononono no Drolsmurf up my ass plz!
<nurse> Stfu n00b
drolsmurf by Q-Wi-Q April 12, 2004
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drolsmurf 

The epitome of stupidity. If someone were to ask me where to find the dumbest person, I would most definitely poin him towards a drolsmurf. These 'things' just run around naked all day shouting 'penis' at random people. Stay clear of supermarkets if you don't want to run into a drolsmurf.
<gayfag> LOLOLOL DOLPHINS ARE FISH
<Evo> omg stfu u drolsmurf

<gayfag> I SO LEET KEKEKE
<Evo> stop being a drolsmurf
drolsmurf by Evo April 10, 2004
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drolsmurf 

teh mofo who thinks he's 1337, yet keeps fucking up great fora, by not ending contests, which he began.
drolsmurf: look, i can make a contest, like: a challenge... 11!1111!!!
everyone: drop that evo and get ur ass back to the challenge!!
drolsmurf by ParaNoia April 11, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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