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drive it like you stole it 

to drive a vehicle faster and more recklessly than it should be driven, acting as if you aren't the one paying for the repairs.
"you drive like my grandma, get on the gas and drive it like you stole it"

Drive it like you stole it 

"Drive it like you stole it" can mean to live life in the extreme. To live wildly and recklessly. To live dangerously.
- Why did you snort those lines of illicit drugs off of that hookers back?

- Sshheeeuuuit! "Drive it like you stole it" cuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drive it like you stole it 

Refers to the way our country is run by the Bush administration, after the stolen 2000 election.
Here's the example of "drive it like you stole it:" Jeb Bush has the names of 50,000 Democrats removed from the voter registration list in Florida, the Supreme Court crowns George W. Bush, and the people of the USA are stripped of their rights.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026