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Dritches 

Drama bitches. Bitches with drama. Generally found in high school.
We didn’t want to hang with those dritches!
Dritches by Dangerous Dayna January 6, 2023

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES

Sea ditches 

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.
"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"
Sea ditches by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008
A combination of guys who act like dicks and girls who act like bitches.
I can't believe that bag of ditches. Those guys and their girlfriends were seriously rude.

Doitches Reek 

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.
Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.
Doitches Reek by ave_scientia October 21, 2020
A group combined of bitches and douches.

One might use this phrase while refering to their highschool classmates, or their co-workers; occasionally used while under a slight intoxication.
"God, our school is full of ditches."
ditches by remchic27 February 8, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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