A person who bogarts their self-assigned personal space in and around the soda fountain as they slowly make love to their selection, add 3.25 packets of Splenda to their iced tea, and otherwise inconvenience everyone else wanting to fill their damned drink.
I went to Panera but it took me 5 just to fill me drink because some drinkfucker was making love to the soda fountain.
by Naterman2 May 31, 2018
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