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drinkfucker 

A person who bogarts their self-assigned personal space in and around the soda fountain as they slowly make love to their selection, add 3.25 packets of Splenda to their iced tea, and otherwise inconvenience everyone else wanting to fill their damned drink.
I went to Panera but it took me 5 just to fill me drink because some drinkfucker was making love to the soda fountain.
drinkfucker by Naterman2 May 31, 2018
Words you can keep

Dickfuckeroverdrive 

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive
Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive
Dickfuckeroverdrive by xavier wells October 18, 2010

dickfucker 

No real meaning... just a nasty sounding name to call someone when you're really pissed off at him. A word to be blurted out in anger, just like son of a bitch, cocksucker or asshole.
"Shut the fuck up, dickfucker!"
"That dickfucker needs a good swift boot in the ass!"
dickfucker by twtbc April 21, 2010

Dickfuckery 

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"

dickfuckery 

Mischievous "griefing" behavior, with an intent to cause trouble. Similar meaning to "fuckery," but with more malice.
Oh, we got into all sorts of dickfuckery last night. Drank malt liquor, peed in a copcar, called some cheeleaders fat... good times.
dickfuckery by Ubiquitousnewt July 15, 2011

dickfucker 

a person who likes to fuck with a penis
i am a dickfucker
dickfucker by Petruzzen99 August 19, 2016
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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