drink and shrink 

or: drink 'n shrink
or: drinkin' and shrinkin'

This is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don't! (And partially for all y'all ladies who know and don't know); it's got factual bases behind it.

noun: It's the state of being sexually limpid at the time of typical arousal due to an abundance or excessive quantity of consumed alcohol. i.e. the drink 'n shrink roughly translates in conservative contemporary parlance as "getting drunk and having trouble getting hard"

I tried to sneak it in her last night but as soon as I breach the meat I feel the "drink and shrink". Too much sauce man, too much sauce!

drink and shrink by chocolatemilksteak March 15, 2012