Dried out
Dried out by kbreezy112 August 7, 2011
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Dried out
1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.
2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
Dried out by DeViOuSdml April 23, 2008
dried out
Bored and / or becoming tired of something.
Typically so boring that it threatens to become annoying. Complete vibe kill.
Typically so boring that it threatens to become annoying. Complete vibe kill.
A guy kept sharing all his complicated and redundant thoughts with me, and it really started to dry me out.
"Bro let's leave I'm getting dried out"
"Bro let's leave I'm getting dried out"
dried out by Pretty Lil Dancer March 13, 2022
dried-out
Dried Out Song
when yo lil ass cuzin kepp playn yo fav song till it gets fukn annoying to the point where you despise the song and the artist and now .............your cuzin i a AM DA WHON DONT WEIGHHGHGHGHG AH TONENENENE DONT NEED AH GUN TO GET respek ON DA treets
Dried Out Song by dasdahearf June 23, 2016
Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago
Pigeons doing dances that died out 13 years ago. Another way of saying something is out of date or useless. Also said as “a pigeon doing a bad dance that died 13 years ago”, it’s basically a shitty way to say something last year , I really don’t know where I’m going with this but oh well. Pigeons are just so godamn cool
Cameron : hey bro, wanna go hang out by the subway?!
Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)
Reginald : dude that’s such an old thing to do, stop being a pigeon doing bad daces that died out 13 years ago...(defined as your boring as fuck Cameron)(Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago)
Pigeons doing bad dances that died out 13 years ago by Charlie9191 March 27, 2021
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