Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats
wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'
m going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your
penis and you should be
fine, if your condition worsens you may be
gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any
case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?