Drew Peacock

aka Droopy Cock. If you say the name outloud it is really funny. Great for attendence in class when there is a substitute teacher.

"Where is Drew Peacock?? I have a Drew Peacock on the list".

"Hahaha you just said DROOPY COCK!!"

Drew Peacock by sugardani January 11, 2009

Drew Peacock

Drew Peacock is a legendary physics teacher. He specialises in looking at the ceiling whole teaching so that he doesnt look at some of his younger students and get turned on. Its rumoured that he has a sex dungeon filled with year 7s in his store room. Drew peacock is currently in a relationship with James Evans and james is often turned on by Drew's sexy shenanigans.

Drew Peacock turns on James Evans

Drew Peacock by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016