dress sock
When the crack of a guy's ass is so hairy it looks like there is a black dress sock stuck between his ass cheeks.
dress sock by Jay Horsecow April 24, 2008
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock
A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
Pappy's Old Dress Sock by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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gentleman's dress sock
a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.
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Breadhead
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Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
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schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008