Person 1: "The other day I was masturbating photos of
windows in this abandoned house..."
Person 2: "Wait, What? Were you talking to me?"
Person 1: "Yes, I was. Pay attention, mortal. I
said: The other day I was masturbating photos of
windows in this abandoned house. "
Person 2: "..."
Person 2: "...Why?"
Person 1: "I am a drapist, so this is typical behavior for me"