When a situation occurs in which one is so overwhelmed by an event that the the use of "drastic" must be combined with the worddramatic to accuratley decribe the situation.
The expression on Mike's face made while he did the poo-poo dance was so dramastic that I shit my pant's
When a dumbass can't differentiate between the words dramatically and drastically and thinks that this is a real word that can be used in everyday life.
Mike wrote on his lab report that after the variable changed the temperature dramastically increased... and thought that it was a real word. What an Idiot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!