To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.
Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)