dracotok is a tiktok side about draco malfoy. people on dractok make videos like draco povs, draco edits, videos about tom felton, draco malfoy facts, draco malfoy audios, behind the scene videos of tom felton from the harry potter movies.
The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.
"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"
It's a part of tiktok that is just draco malfoy tiktoks, harry potter tiktoks, stories about harry potter, and tips on reality shifting into Hogwarts (until we discover where it is)
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.