a talking penis with a mustache
by Jizz monkey at the end of the tunnel November 25, 2004
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makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
by Danielle October 11, 2003
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Get the dr. phil mug.The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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by Holly January 19, 2005
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Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.
Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.
by Bravigo October 11, 2008
Get the dr. phil mug.A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
by tube666 November 18, 2006
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