dr. phil

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror
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dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil
by Danielle October 12, 2003
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dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.
dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"
by kim January 20, 2004
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dr. phil

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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dr. phil

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.
by Holly January 19, 2005
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dr. phil

Disgrace to psychology and the term "doctor".

Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.
dr. phil knows shit all about anything aside being a dumbass
by Bravigo August 17, 2008
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dr. phil

A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
Did you see dr. phil suck oprahs dick today?
by tube666 November 18, 2006
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