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doxophone 

A phone that is effectively wielded as a weapon on a premeditated basis, wherein one intends to dox people within the context of political demonstrations and the like. Typically, this is done by perpetrating some unlawful and vicious outrage, and then proceeding to turn on the doxophone, in order to capture the outraged reaction of the offended party, thus dishonestly making it appear as if the victim is actually the aggressor.
"Did you see that genderqueer Antifa's doxophone shatter against the pavement, when that Samoan Proud Boy batted it out of it's hand? Maybe it was a bad idea to pepper spray him?"
doxophone by Xervosh February 12, 2018
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A cellular phone designed specifically for the technologically challenged. Typically circa early 2000's. It's bragging rights feature big numbers that one must scroll through in order to send texts, occasional flip model, and a selection of 3 ring tones (including Nokia). Also included is a camera that's never been used and a Free Cell app. Very popular among aging Baby Boomers and philosophy majors.
Hey can you email me that pic? The file is too big to open with my dinophone
dinophone by Orion Blue September 8, 2010

dolophonophilia 

A sexual/romantic/sympathetic attraction to serial killers/murderers,

murderers/criminals/gangsters, etc. dolophonophilia originally came to internet phenomenon on Twitter/X.com which became popular due to what would seem like an obsession with a serial killers name like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy or Whatever The name of killer your heard of.

For example if a fangirl/stan simps for a serial killer, and posted this on Twitter/X "GUYS insert killer name here IS SO CUTE POLITE AND ADORABLE IM GNA CRY" there was one follower who reposted this to troll her, "Ah no, this girl is obsessed with insert killer name here". But was really, in essence, showing their interest in killers "literally"
the term "dolophonophilia" (from the Greek "dolophonos" meaning "murderer" or "killer" from "philia") others which were more concerned with what serial killers have in common,
dolophonophilia by b0ck0t January 10, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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