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let me break it down for you mark 

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
Omniman: Let Me Break It Down For You Mark...

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21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38 

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026