Douche-ass Share definition Flag One who exemplifies the overbearing qualities of a douchebag and at all other times is just an asshole. Howie is such a douche-ass. He makes all them douchebags look cool. Douche-ass by eiwoh May 1, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Douche-ass mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch