Definitions by janessa

twizala

Twizala - A sexy sophisticated woman

The song Twizala by Housto

twizala by Janessa October 1, 2004

Wal-mart 

A place where all the customers want everything for free or cheaper even though wal-mart price cuts every other company out of business by being so cheap in there products prices and how they treat their employee's and ass. Lisa's a whore monkey.

Wal-mart customers stampede over the door greeters then complain that they tripped because of the workers.

Wal-mart by Janessa August 4, 2003

Astroglide

The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)

Squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!

Astroglide by Janessa July 29, 2003

sywwbycpy 

see ya wouldn't wanna be ya can't please ya

You suck, so, sywwbycpy!!

sywwbycpy by janessa July 29, 2003

spoim 

The word "sperm" spoken with a new york accent.

Heas what went down, I drank a tonna Mountain Dew, so my spoim count is lowah cuzza the yellow numba five they add in for the coluh.

spoim by janessa July 29, 2003

douche ass sister 

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

douche ass sister by janessa July 29, 2003

craptastic 

Really crappy. Of shit. Sucky. Shitty. Crappy.

Great, I missed the bus again, this is just craptastic.

craptastic by janessa July 28, 2003