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douche noose

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
by DDouble December 26, 2020
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Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche
After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women
by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
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Douchemoose

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."
"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."
by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011
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