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douche nip 

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...
Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"
douche nip by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011

Douchenigger 

A combination between a "douchebag" and a "nigger". A horrible insult to call someone.
Hey look at that douchenigger over there!
Douchenigger by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.
Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.
Doucheciple by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

douchenigga 

A person who is being described as a nigga, perhaps talking like one or dressing in baggy clothes(thats not a sterotype), and who is currently being douchy or a Douche. This word is not raciest at all.
Kenneth, your being a complete DOUCHENIGGA, please cut the shit.
douchenigga by ®yan September 9, 2007

douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.
that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.
douchelips by jaXXX. April 20, 2007

douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit
megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie
douchelips by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007

Douchenipple 

A douche whose personality specifically correlates with the wearing of tanktops that are prone to nipple-slips.
Because Spencer's friends were late, he thought: "Wow. They are some grade A douchenipples."
Douchenipple by moneyteam81 August 1, 2012
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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