Skip to main content

douche fest

Anywhere a large group of douche bags gather with most of them wearing Affliction and Ed Hardy with really gay arm band tatoos .
It's gonna be a douche fest dowtown tonight after the UFC fight.

That party was a total douche fest
by bratsrus July 6, 2010
mugGet the douche fest mug.

douche fest

Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.
Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.
by Jace Weaver January 27, 2007
mugGet the douche fest mug.

Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
mugGet the Festive Douche mug.

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag
Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on
by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011
mugGet the Doucheresting mug.

douchefest

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."
by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006
mugGet the douchefest mug.

DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
by BooRadley October 15, 2004
mugGet the DoucheFest 2004 mug.

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.
That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!
by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015
mugGet the doucheiest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email