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Douchebag Chic 

Something that is only cool because is it ridiculously overpriced. Also, anything that requires stating the price point of a good or service when referencing it. Also, using the term "price point." The haute couture of douchebagery.
While cavorting with my Douchebag Chic friends, I overheard one of them say, "After meeting with the hedge fund manager this morning, all of us in the young executive trainee program went out for $50/head lunches and $300 massages, happy endings were extra."
Douchebag Chic by Harry Seaward February 21, 2009

Chić Douchébag 

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!". Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Friend: "Hey man, what are you wearing? It looks tight af."
Individual: "It's called chić douchébag nigga! GET WITH IT!"

Chić Douchébag 

Equal parts sophisticated gentleman and douchebaggery; usually expressed in style of clothing and/or mannerisms.

The clothing style often features gentleman's casual wear with the addition of a beanie or a five panel worn backwards.

The behavior is generally characterized by someone who is exceptionally polite to strangers but often speaks with vulgarity, often resulting in verbal abuse, towards friends or people the individual has become comfortable around.

Ex: Individual sees lazy coworker doing nothing. Yells across the workplace to him "Get to work you skin-tag-ass nigga!" Then proceeds to politely help a customer ending with "Have a wonderful day."
Hey man what are you wearing? It's chić douchébag nigga; get with it.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026