A stupid asshole concerned with stupid shit, hense douch bag. Someone who is so concerned with themselves, so much so, that they don't see they don't just undermine everyone else, but themselves as well.
That douch bag at the club with all the bling around his neck and sporting the newest fad kept making creepy passes all night. He does not see the girls all left and he screwed all the other guys’ including himself.
That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.
A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.
A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.
That slutty girl at the club has two kids and a husband at home and would rather shake her ass, what a douch bag. She does not see her kids will grow up to hate her and her husband will eventually leave her.
A douch bag professional athlete snubs and/or insults fans. He does not see that he is screwing over his fellow athletes, his fans, and eventually himself.
A successful business man fusses over his car, his suit, clothes, house, and/or jewellery. The doch bag cares nothing for his children, his wife, his community, or people at work. Then he has the balls to complain his wife cheats, his kids are losers, his car continually gets vandalized, and everyone at work is trying to get him fired.
by stellarstyle September 03, 2010
Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.
However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."
Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey
by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."
Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey
by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 16, 2011
|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.
closely related to;; asshole
closely related to;; asshole
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
by twin. July 24, 2005
somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
by Justin Hartless December 11, 2003
by anonymous April 04, 2005
Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth
Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.
by Anirowned December 16, 2005