Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
by Billy and Jimmy Lee July 11, 2008
When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.
"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."
by Victoly December 29, 2016
Two tissues/napkins placed between the inner thigh and leg fabric of boxer briefs (this type of underwear is required) tucked snugly against the skin. Their purposes is to wick sweat during activity and to prevent chafing.
Dude, make sure you've got your double dragons before we go out dancing, or you're going to hate yourself tomorrow. Maybe even bring a set of spares. Remember your baby powder.
by testostoroom March 27, 2012
the highest level of awesome
or having sexual relations with two or more females.
(which is considered the highest level of awesome)
or having sexual relations with two or more females.
(which is considered the highest level of awesome)
matt- yo josh guess whati just did!
josh- what?!
matt- two chicks at the same time!!!
josh & matt- DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!
josh- what?!
matt- two chicks at the same time!!!
josh & matt- DOUBLE DRAGON!!!!
by josh789 February 26, 2009
One male sits naked attempting to perform oral sex on himself. Another person sits on the shoulders of the first male, also naked and defecates down thier back. A long deep moan is encouraged from both parties to complete this act on its entirety.
by Terence towling March 21, 2019
When two men urinate in the same toilet or urinal at the same time. Usually used in a joking fashion when one mentions aloud the need to urinate.
by masterinsan0 September 10, 2007
by Jacob The Awsomest August 9, 2005