by Uganda be kidding me January 28, 2016
Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.
Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.
Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.
Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.
by mpdivo January 15, 2012
A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
by omgwtfbbq22 August 11, 2007
by melfice November 21, 2014
Whilst your girlfriend fellates you onboard an enemy helicopter, slowly insert a standard NES controller into her anus. Upon reaching orgasm, yank the controller out as quickly as possible. Then, hurricane kick her through the open helicopter hatch, shouting after her, "Marian does it better, bitch!"
"So, yeah, the old lady and me had some angry make-up sex on the way to Cuba. I gave her the ol' Double Dragon, and I didn't see her until breakfast."
by Billy and Jimmy Lee July 11, 2008
Two tissues/napkins placed between the inner thigh and leg fabric of boxer briefs (this type of underwear is required) tucked snugly against the skin. Their purposes is to wick sweat during activity and to prevent chafing.
Dude, make sure you've got your double dragons before we go out dancing, or you're going to hate yourself tomorrow. Maybe even bring a set of spares. Remember your baby powder.
by testostoroom March 27, 2012
by randomlysid June 20, 2011