double dragon

When you are so fucked up that you simultaneously shit and puke.

Joe got so fucked up he pulled a double dragon in my bed, now I have to throw out the matress.

double dragon by BurningInFlames September 25, 2005

Double Dragon

When you vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

You're not a real peace corps volunteer until you unleash the double dragon

Double Dragon by Uganda be kidding me May 10, 2016

Double Dragon

Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.

Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.

Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.

Double Dragon by mpdivo January 22, 2012

Double dragon

The act of vomiting while taking a shit due to alcoholic intoxication.

"I woke up really hung over and had to take a shit. Due to the effort in releasing the crap, I had to vomit. It was a double dragon."

Double dragon by Thousand Wrinkles April 21, 2010

Double Dragon

A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.

Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.

Double Dragon by omgwtfbbq22 August 13, 2007

Double Dragon

To simultaneously vomit and poop. Usually occurs due to extend sickness

Dude I got the flu so bad that I had to double dragon in my bathroom at 3am.

Double Dragon by melfice November 20, 2014

double dragon

1. an extremely popular arcade game from the late 80's that involved roaming the streets and beating up gangsters.
2. a woman having 2 penises in her vagina simultaneously.

1. double dragon was a wicked cool game.
2. i saw a double dragon in that porno, man that was fucked up

double dragon by Russell Berry September 3, 2004