double dragon

When you are so fucked up that you simultaneously shit and puke.

Joe got so fucked up he pulled a double dragon in my bed, now I have to throw out the matress.

by BurningInFlames September 25, 2005

double dragon

1. an extremely popular arcade game from the late 80's that involved roaming the streets and beating up gangsters.
2. a woman having 2 penises in her vagina simultaneously.

1. double dragon was a wicked cool game.
2. i saw a double dragon in that porno, man that was fucked up

by Russell Berry September 03, 2004

double dragon

receiving oral sex from two people simultaneously.

Man...we went out last night and found a couple hookers...my buddy got a double dragon!

by JimmyHoffa July 23, 2006

double dragon

When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.

"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."

by Victoly April 08, 2016

double dragon

When two men urinate in the same toilet or urinal at the same time. Usually used in a joking fashion when one mentions aloud the need to urinate.

"Hey man, I'll be right back--gotta piss."
"Me too, wanna double dragon?"

by masterinsan0 September 22, 2007

double dragon

two in the pink, two in the stink (arshole). An alternate verson of the very popular "shocker".

"wow" said Megan "thats not the shocker"

by Jacob The Awsomest September 02, 2005

double dragon

when two men and one women engage in whoopie (sex) and at the males climax, they engage in the angry dragon together.

dude last night david and i gave amanda the double dragon... blood everywhere.

by dustin hurd July 15, 2006