Double sausage 

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

Double sausage by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

double barreled sausage 

When a man has sex with a woman and each pump alternates between her ass and vagina

Dude, I totally banged Becky last night. Gave her the double barreled sausage.

double barreled sausage by SonOfGustaf November 26, 2017

double sausaged up 

during road dawg when you are eating a hot dawg (condiments will be provided if you are successful) while sucking a dick. the correct form is 2 bites of dawg preceding two licks of dick.

girl, I was double sausaged up in the Portillos parking lot yesterday. the flavors were melting my tongue.

double sausaged up by Lucas Williamson March 7, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008