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double rubber

When the girl is so ugly sex involves asking her to wear a rubber mask of Paris Hilton (or other fantasy girl) as well as your wearing a condom
Joanie is easy when drunk but she is still a Beyonce' double rubber special.

Any girl will do if you subscribe to the double rubber theory that says just add alcohol and break out the rubbers.

I've got an understanding double rubber girl friend. I just knock her door and hold up the gin, rubber mask, and DVD movie. She gives an understanding sneer and waves me on in.
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Double ass rubber pusher 

When a guy tapes a rubber dildo to the back of his waist, puts it into a girls ass, and is fucking another girl up her ass with his actual penis.
"Me, my girlfriend, and her sister tried the Double ass rubber pusher last night. It was fucking awesome."

double-rubbered 

wearing two condoms to be extra-dextra safe not to knock the bitch up.
good thing i double-rubbered it last night, i was drunk as a skunk
double-rubbered by morgatron July 9, 2009

double rubbered

wearing two condoms for extra protection
sam double rubbered to be xtra safe during sex

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004